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How many different ways are there to say vagina and penis?

Thanks to this piece,  35 Classy Slang Terms for Naughty Bits from the Past 600 Years, brought to you by Mental Floss, you've got some new names to try out.

My personal favorites are:

For lady bits: Thatched cottage (1835) and Road to a christening (1903)

For guy bits: Silent flute (1720) and Staff of life (1836).

What names are you partial to?